This video is a MUST SEE !! You SIMPS have just died a thousand deaths!
WELCOME TO SIMP CITY
The Mayor: Dr. Moist Twatkins
(This muthaphucka is such a SIMP he just looks like he would pay a hooker UP FRONT and STILL ASK if they can fuck!)
Deputy Mayor: Derrick JackASSon
(If I had to bet…… I say the muthaphucka is a fudge packer……..PERIOD!!! Rumor has it that he wanted to dress up as FAGneto not Magneto for Halloween)
Treasurer: Sista Ho-Light
(As much as this muthaphucka is accused of ripping Knee Grows off with that “Sovereignty Bullshit….he just HAS to be treasurer of SIMP City. Muthaphucka reminds me of E.T. on crack meets Marcus Garvey on crack too if you ask me but fuck it what do I know?
Council Woman: Devil Ramirez “Jordan”
(Funny how this Guatemalan looking muthaphucka found a “black” last name to add AFTER his ethnicity was questioned. And This Mexican complexioned muthaphucka actually wore a Dashiki “talkin’ bout Black Thots are God??!!!! Que???? Yes, he went from Guatemalan to Mexican in the same damn paragraph. Same fucken thing to me!)
Sergeant-At-Arms: The Private Sarah SIMPN’ SETI!
This is the most light SKINDEDED, shit talkn’, Black Power Muthaphucka ALIVE. This piss colored, crazy muthaphucka makes The Mexican, Angel Ramirez “JORDAN” look BLACK in comparison. This “militant” muthaphucka wouldn’t beat his own dick let alone Whitey!??!! Nigga PLEASE!!
“Really is a” G! (Juwanna Man anyone??? Ayo….I ain’t even gonna fuck with this dude yo! And her fucken fans are either deaf, dumb and blind OR blind, dumb and deaf!! Smdh!!)
Now THIS is some hilarious shit rite chere!!! And these GOOFY ASS Muthaphuckas actually think like this! Now I’m sure the brother in this picture was making a point, being sarcastic so I ain’t gonna attack him. BUT YOU OTHER Muthaphuckas who he is mimicking…….Oh You muthaphuckas are mine!!! STOP FUCKEN SIMP’N ON THESE BLACK DEMON BITCHES!! ARE YOU FUCKEN KIDDING ME?? You muthaphuckas are fucken BOZO’s!!! And these Black, section 8, Certified NURSING assistant Bitches got ya’ll eatin’ the next nigga’s nut straight outta your OWN fucken cereal bowl……AND YOU LOVE IT!!! Fucken BOZO’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now THIS is one FUNNY “HOE TEP”, FREE preaching summabitch!!!! “Da White Man is da Devil!!! Black Power!!! Black Family, Da Black Woman is GOD!!! Blah, blah, fucken blah!” Meanwhile this SAME “Black Power to The People” muthafucka worked for the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT………HOMELAND SECURITY I believe it was!!!!??????? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. We couldn’t make this shit up if we tried!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Somebody get this CLOWN outta my fucken face!!!!
Old Pussybilities is a comedian for SURE YA’LL. I mean what else is there REALLY to say??? I ain’t even gonna fuck with this one. STRAAAAAAAAAAANGE cat right here! I heard he frequents the Blue Oyster Bar over on the “Alternative” side of town but errrr Hey who am I to judge???!!
And then there’s THIS Muthaphucka!! Erica Michelle Dyson. AIn’t really much to say about this CLOWN! I mean just look at him. This SIMP ass muthafucka has to get his hand drunk before he jerks off! And I’ll just leave it at that! Muthaphucka is BOOK smart, I just don’t know WHICH books! Straight fucken CLOWN!
And here we have Dr. Umar Johnson, the Prince of Pan Africanism!! Another Hotep, SHIT talkin’, Jive-Turkey brother who definitely DOES NOT practice what he preaches!!!I I mean he is celibate right? Maine lookee here…………This muthuphucka was trynna BUY A BUTT!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucken CLOWN!!!
And then there’s this GoofBall NIGGA BELOW!! OH BOY!! You can Read about this GOOFY MUTHAPHUCKA RITE CHERE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. These fucken SIMPS and these Klingon Black Bitches are fucken HILARIOUS YO!! HAHAHAHA